Sooo...funny conversation with my boss. But it sort of turned awkward.
I go into his office for a meeting and decide to sit with my back to his window. He says, "what's the matter, don't want to sit in that sun?" I replied no, it was too blinding, or something along those lines. He then replies...
RB: "You need some sun. You're lookin' a little white."
What the?! I didn't know what to think! Ummm...ok?
Me: "Oh, well...I guess if I have to do some tv, then I'd better get one sprayed on."
RB: "Sprayed on?! Why don't you just buy some of that cream Rhonda sells?"
Me: "Because I'd be all streaky and orange. Spray tan is the way to go. I did it for my wedding."
RB: "So how long does that thing last? And what do you do, you just stand there?"
Me: "It lasts about a week. Yeah. You just stand there and someone sprays it on you with an airbrush. But...well it's sort of weird..."
RB: "So what, a person just stands there? What are they, just nekkid as they wanna be huh?"
Me: "Um...yeah I guess so. Like I said...it was awkward..."
RB: "Sure sounds like it!"
Moral of the story?
Do not talk about spray tans with your boss!
(When I say awkward, I do not mean to insinuate it was like creep-o pervy or anything. It wasn't, it was just a bit odd! We speak very candidly! But...here again...don't talk spray tans with the boss. Unless the boss is also female!)