My Boss Says I Need a Tan

Sooo...funny conversation with my boss. But it sort of turned awkward.

I go into his office for a meeting and decide to sit with my back to his window. He says, "what's the matter, don't want to sit in that sun?" I replied no, it was too blinding, or something along those lines. He then replies...

RB: "You need some sun. You're lookin' a little white."

What the?! I didn't know what to think! Ummm...ok?

Me: "Oh, well...I guess if I have to do some tv, then I'd better get one sprayed on."

RB: "Sprayed on?! Why don't you just buy some of that cream Rhonda sells?"

Me: "Because I'd be all streaky and orange. Spray tan is the way to go. I did it for my wedding."

RB: "So how long does that thing last? And what do you do, you just stand there?"

Me: "It lasts about a week. Yeah. You just stand there and someone sprays it on you with an airbrush. But...well it's sort of weird..."

RB: "So what, a person just stands there? What are they, just nekkid as they wanna be huh?"

Me: "Um...yeah I guess so. Like I said...it was awkward..."

RB: "Sure sounds like it!"

Moral of the story?
Do not talk about spray tans with your boss!

(When I say awkward, I do not mean to insinuate it was like creep-o pervy or anything. It wasn't, it was just a bit odd! We speak very candidly! But...here again...don't talk spray tans with the boss. Unless the boss is also female!)

Comments

[Lauren]

That is too funny! BTW: are you in the 2-3 year MBA program through UK? My husband is doing it right now (in his first semester).

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